

Mariner is not concerned with keeping his identity secret, since he has done nothing wrong. Mariner opens up a surprisingly literary can of whup-ass: He argues that the plaintiffs' only possible motive for continuing to name him as a defendant in their second amended complaint and yet failing to serve him "seems to be to threaten and harass him by abusing the legal system." Ouch! He argues that the two anonymous Yale Law students who are plaintiffs in the case have willfully failed to serve him and prosecute the action against him, despite repeated offers by his counsel to accept service of the complaint.

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One of the John Doe defendants in the sprawling AutoAdmit litigation has come out swinging, revealing his true identity and asserting that he "has done nothing wrong." Ryan Mariner, formerly known as "A horse walks into a bar," filed a motion to dismiss on Wednesday in federal court in Connecticut, asking the court to set him free from the case, which has been going on for over a year. Gosh, I love lawsuits against pseudonymous defendants. Ryan Mariner ("Mariner"), and specially appears, without having been properly served and without waiving his right to proper service, and files this Brief in Support of his Motion to Dismiss Plaintiff's Second Amended Complaint against him.

NOW COMES Defendant, A horse walks into a bar, a.k.a. You know you've got a pretty good job when you turn to the first order of business for the day and read this:
